Nucking. Futs.

Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should’ve said instead.

Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

When you get hit by a gust of wind..

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

The awkward moment when you’re licking your lips because they’re dry but someone takes it the wrong way

You:

Them:

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Slinky is trying so hard

i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.

YOU TRIED REALLY HARD

Why the hell did I watch this whole thing omg.

I don’t consider watching this a waste of time.

what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago

My parents assume every single person I talk to is my boyfriend/girlfriend.

When you get a higher score than the smartest person in class..